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Attention, Executive Teams
A Unique Corporate Retreat
with an Opportunity to Serve

Wondering where to hold that next corporate retreat? Already done the Cabo, Vegas, Montana or Alaska things? Need a unique team building experience to better bond the staff and help things run smoother back at headquarters? Oh, man - you are in for some fun.

Build trust and create a stronger bond among your staff. Learn what mettle your leaders possess. When you stand back from a yard your team has just finished, you will understand the meaning of teamwork and a job well done. And best of all, you will have completed that job for someone who needed it done.

A week with OASIS will tax you physically. It will tax your humility as you take orders from guys with a third of your intelligence. You will work - and hard. Your team will rotate duties on a crew. The CEO will do just as much as the next person. If all goes well and no one loses a hand or a foot, perhaps by the third or fourth day, you'll be permitted to ride one of the chariots that make this work so much fun. You will 'scape an average of 20 yards per day in crews of 4, led by an experienced landscaper who will transform your green team into a well-oiled machine. You might even lose 10 pounds.

Work begins at 8 AM and is done when it's done, weather permitting. At each day's end, you are on your own to enjoy the wonders of the Orlando area, but you will likely collapse in your hotel rooms shortly after dinner. 100 charitable yards in 5 days, provided to needy people and low-income area churches in the greater Orlando area.



To learn more about this opportunity, proceed to the contact page.


Homeowners When you select a landscaping company that belongs to OASIS, you know you've found a trustworthy and decent landscaper to maintain your lawn.

The Order of American 'Scapers in Service (O.A.S.I.S.) is an association of landscapers who take pride in their work. We're the Yard Dogs you see every day, sweating in the sun and drip-drying after an afternoon shower. We like our work and we're good at it.

Our members are dedicated to the anonymous and free gift of lawn maintenance to those individuals or churches deemed in need by O.A.S.I.S. member crews. O.A.S.I.S. members agree to provide this service to one lawn per week.

When you see an OASIS sticker on a landscaping vehicle, you know it belongs to a 'scaper who knows what it means to "make cake."

If your landscaper isn't a member of OASIS, encourage him/her to join.

 
'Scapers You can rip a hairpin on a single-wheel Velke without leaving a scratch in the turf. No one can sculpt a berm with a string-trimmer like you can. You wield a gas-powered samurai like a Japanese warrior. You can put a ton of clippings back on a lawn with a blower and no one can even tell they're there. You put an edge so sharp at the sidewalk, people think your customer installed astroturf. You can shape a tree to look like it came from a painting. St. Augustine grass bows in your presence. No one appreciates what we do. Well, not too many people, anyway.

When you join OASIS, you're committing to the honor and art that is lawn maintenance. You're bringing the fun back to the Original Work. You know what it means to "make cake."



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