Privacy Policy: These pages on websites are so boring and they're never even looked at. What they usually say is "we promise not to bombard you with SPAM if you give us your email address." O.A.S.I.S. is a not-for-profit division of Radio Free Babylon, LLC As such, we aren't really interested in all the typical sales tactics and statistics of the typical websites. Those guys will find out your grandma's maiden name if they can - and if it means they can send you another offer for a "great deal." We absolutely despise salesmen, and we promise to not behave like them. Except when we're trying to get you to buy a t-shirt or another set of stickers, boldly proclaiming that you love OASIS. (By the way, feel free to buy the CDs of Radio Free Babylon for your truck.)

That's it in a nutshell. We won't reveal you to anyone except the government, and only if they make us.